The Jerks

Almond (Give it Some Joy) • Apple (Scrimp It) • Banana (Go Crazy) • Blackberry (Throw it in the Briar Patch) • Blood Orange (Give it Some Fangs) • Blue Raspberry (Take it to the Beach) • Butterscotch (With Pocket Candy) • Caramel (Make it Sticky) • Cherry (Make it Honest) • Chocolate (Make it Muddy) • Cinnamon (Make it Bark) • Coconut (Make it Trot) • Cookie Butter (Bake It) • Grape (Bruise It) • Grenadine (Pom Poms) • Lemon (Spike It) • Lime (In the Grass) • Orange (Make it Freaky) • Peach (Make it Fuzzy) • Pineapple (Chicago) • Peppermint (Take it on a Sleigh Ride) • Raspberry (Spit in It) • Strawberry (In the Hay) • Toasted Marshmallow (Burn a Cloud) • Watermelon (Hold the Seeds) • Vanilla (Make it Sissy). Flavors in bold gold are also available in SUGAR-FREE.

cake batter flavor & rainbow sprinkles

served with a chocolate syrup drizzle on the inside of the glass

a cookies n' cream style shake made with real Oreo cookie pieces

chopped pecans, buttery flavoring caramel & whipped cream

like a s'more! chocolate syrup, toasted marshmallow syrup & graham cracker crumbles

made with cold brew coffee flavor

peanut butter, real banana & chocolate syrup add real bacon crumbles +1.00

blended with up to 3 fresh fruit options - banana - blueberry - peach - pineapple - strawberry

blended with Fruity Pebbles cereal

blended with real Butterfinger pieces

made with creamy or crunchy peanut butter

fresh skwozed™ lime juice, key lime extract and graham cracker crumbles

fresh skwozed™ lemon juice, lemon syrup and a lemon slice garnish

mini chips and mint chocolate sauce

blended with cheesecake flavor and choice of strawberries or blueberries

crushed peppermint candy blended with peppermint flavored ice cream

coconut syrup and real pineapple

crispy rice cereal & marshmallow syrup

blended with cookie butter flavor and real sugar cookie crumbles

Premium vanilla ice cream blended with whole milk and choice of fruits & syrups. Topped with whipped cream & a cherry. Dust It! (turn shake into a malt) + $1.00 Make it a cobbler! (graham cracker crumbs) + $.50

The old fashioned way! Carbonated, filtered water mixed with up to three flavors of your choice. Make it mooi! (add cream) + $1.00 Give it a kick! (make it a phosphate) + $1.00

Create your own blended ice cream flavor! Two scoops of delicious vanilla ice cream with up to 3 flavors, mix-ins or sundae toppings.

Your choice of vanilla, chocolate or strawberry ice cream or dairy free limoncello sorbet. add toppings +$1.00 ea

two scoops of ice cream with up to three toppings or nuts, whipped cream and a cherry. toppings: - strawberry - blueberry - peach - hot fudge - pineapple - caramel. nuts: - peanuts - walnuts - almonds - pecans

two scoops of ice cream served on a waffle topped with maple syrup, bacon crumbles, whipped cream & a cherry

this 3 scoop classic features vanilla topped with pineapple, chocolate topped with hot fudge, & strawberry topped with strawberries served over a split banana with whipped cream, crushed peanuts & cherries

between two hot waffles

in a warm salted pretzel bun

in a real butter croissant with hot caramel, sliced almonds & powdered sugar

between two chocolate chip cookies

Coach Dudley's favorite treat! Barq's root beer float served in a chilled mug

Barq's root beer float with chocolate syrup drizzle served in a chilled mug

Fanta Orange float in a soda glass

Coca Cola or Coke Zero float in a soda glass

Dr Pepper float in a soda glass

Cheerwine float served in a soda glass

hand-crafted cinnamon apple pie soda float in a caramel drizzled soda glass

any hand-crafted soda or grab-and-go drink served as a float +$1.00

Fanta Grape soda float in a soda glass

hand-crafted blue raspberry soda float in a soda glass

Mountain Dew float in a soda glass

hand-crafted grenadine/cherry float served in a soda glass

vanilla ice cream & chocolate fizz in a U-bet drizzled glass

Dr. Pepper, coffee and vanilla ice cream in a U-bet drizzled glass

Fanta Orange, vanilla ice cream & chocolate fudge syrup in a U-bet drizzled glass

made with our almost famous sarsaparilla and vanilla ice cream

pick a soda and up to 3 additional flavors

Prepared in a cast iron waffle maker served with butter and maple syrup. ice cream +$3.00 toppings +$1.00 ea - hot fudge - caramel - chocolate syrup - blueberries - strawberries - peaches - crushed pineapple - sliced banana *powdered sugar available at no extra cost

Prepared in a cast iron waffle maker served with butter and maple syrup. ice cream +$3.00 toppings +$1.00 ea - hot fudge - caramel - chocolate syrup - blueberries - strawberries - peaches - crushed pineapple - sliced banana *powdered sugar available at no extra cost

Served with a bag of chips and a dill pickle spear. Toasted upon request! Breads: - real butter croissant - sourdough - pretzel bun - costanzo sub roll. Meats: - ham - turkey - half turkey / half ham - chicken salad. Cheeses: - swiss - provolone - shredded sharp cheddar - creamy pimento cheese spread. Veggies: - tomato - onion - angel hair lettuce - sliced pickles (dill or sweet) - pickled jalapeños. Condiments: - mayo - yellow mustard - oil & vinegar - Cholula hot sauce - italian seasoning - salt & black pepper. Extras: add bacon whole +$1.99 half +$1.00 double meat whole +$3.99 half +$2.00

bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayo on choice of toasted bread

sharp cheddar cheese on buttered sourdough brushed with mayo grilled on our cast iron waffle maker dress it up! (no-cost extras) - sliced tomato - bacon crumbles - pickled jalapeño - sliced pickle

creamy pimento cheese & bacon crumbles on buttered sourdough grilled on our cast iron waffle maker

housemade cranberry pecan chicken salad with lettuce, tomato, bacon and mayo on a real butter croissant

a true fan favorite

topped with shredded sharp cheddar, bacon crumbles and pickled jalapeño

topped with bacon, lettuce and diced tomato

topped with bacon crumbles, a bite of waffle and maple syrup drizzle

topped with diced sweet pickles

one half each of our 5 flavors

Fresh-made to order creamy tomato soup! tomatoes, herbs & fresh cream whipped together served piping hot with Captain's Wafer crackers

½ cold sandwich or ½ grilled cheese served with choice of one of the below: - bowl of tomato soup & Captain's wafer crackers - mini sundae (1 scoop with up to 2 toppings)

a scoop of cranberry-pecan chicken salad or creamy pimento cheese spread served with sliced tomato and Captain's Wafer crackers on a bed of iceberg lettuce add another scoop +$4.50 add any 3 deviled eggs +$4.00

soda water and spiced kola nut syrup

root beer's spicier old-fashioned cousin, with warm cinnamon and a distinctive licorice finish

cherry syrup, fresh skwozed™ lime juice, acid phosphate & soda water

fountain Coca Cola mixed with grenadine

lemon / lime soda mixed with grenadine

lemon or lime juice blended with soda water (you salt to taste)

lime syrup, fresh skwozed™ lime juice, acid phosphate & soda water

lime syrup, fresh skwozed™ lime juice, heavy cream and soda water

soda water blended with whole milk and chocolate syrup

dark roast coffee over vanilla ice cream drizzled with chocolate syrup

made fresh to order with whole milk and delicious chocolate syrup. add-ons: whipped cream - free! marshmallows - free! one shot of flavored syrup +$.75 chocolate chips + $.50 crushed peppermint +$.50

(free refills) coke - coke zero - fanta orange - barq's root beer sm (16oz) - $2.49 med (24oz) - $2.99 lg (32oz) - $3.49

(plain or chocolate)

(one on the city) FREE with purchase