Kale Me Crazy does not currently offer a confirmed happy hour. The restaurant features full food and drink menus across 50 verified items, available in full detail below.
Kale Me Crazy Drinks Menu
Specialty Drinks
Cafe au Lait
coffee, maple syrup, oat milk
Matcha Rose Latte
organic matcha, rose water, maple syrup, oat milk
Golden Latte
turmeric, cardamom, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, black pepper, maple, oat milk
Chai Latte
organic chai, oat milk
KMC Iced Latte
coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, cinnamon
Mushroom Coffee Iced Latte
lion’s mane mushroom, reishi mushroom, coffee, raw cacao, maple syrup, almond milk
Matcha Iced Latte
organic matcha, maple syrup, almond milk, goji berries
Power Iced Latte
coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, chocolate protein
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Updated September 2026
Kale Me Crazy Aria Village Menu
Smoothies
Recovery
banana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vanilla protein
Go Getter
banana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, chocolate protein