Better Than Sex - A Dessert Restaurant does not currently offer a confirmed happy hour. The restaurant features full food and drink menus across 44 verified items, available in full detail below.
Better Than Sex - A Dessert Restaurant Drinks Menu
Signature Drinks
Rimmed Wine
Sex Appeal
Sparkling Moscato from Italy in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass dressed with red sugar. Feeling the appeal? Make it an affair to share with a full bottle served with two rimmed glasses
Choco-Port
Taylor Fladgate Fine Tawny Port in a semi-sweet chocolate rimmed glass
Lickin' Love
Glass of Pinot Noir covered in Belgian dark chocolate and a dribble of white chocolate. Don't stop. Make it an affair to share with a full bottle served with two rimmed glasses
Klimax
Banfi's Rosa Regale sweet sparkling red wine in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass
The Berry Naughty
A glass of Biutiful Malbec in a Semi Sweet Chocolate Rimmed Glass, topped with Raspberry Sugar Need more naughtiness? Make it an affair to share with a full bottle served with two rimmed glasses
Original “Choco-Cab”
Cabernet Sauvignon in a semi-sweet chocolate rimmed wine glass Make it an affair to share with a full bottle and two rimmed glasses
French Kiss
Ayala Brut Majeur Champagne served in glass covered in house-made caramel and topped with bruleed sugar. Want it to last longer? Make it an affair to share with a full bottle and two rimmed glasses
Caramel Kink
Submission Chardonnay served in a caramel-rimmed glass. Bright notes of pineapple, citrus, yellow apple, and vanilla cream glide into a smooth, lightly oaked finish — with that caramel kiss turning every sip into something a little more tempting
Cocktails & Shots
Slip Inside
All real, all made in house. Served chilled up in a champagne flute. Chocolate slipped inside wine based vodka, house made Irish cream, and house made coffee licker. Want to Lick & Sip? Add on a chocolate or caramel rim for $3. (will be served in a wine glass)
“Money” Shot
House-made coffee licker served in a shot glass with homemade whipped cream on top
“Lucky” Shot
House-made Irish Cream Licker served in a shot glass with homemade whipped cream on top
Love Potion 69
It Doesn’t Matter if It’s Day or Night, This Potion will make you want to kiss everything in Sight! Smoochie, Smoochie! Our Chef-Crafted Amaretto Licker is a Blend of Silky Sweet Almond infused Vodka, Vanilla Bean and Honey. Mounted with Our House-made Whipped Cream
Don't Be Chai
Festive flavors in every sip inspired this Chai Mock-tail. Chai spices: cinnamon, nutmeg, cardamom, all spice, and everything nice frolic together to create this creamy smooth mock-tail. Exposed for all to see she gets settled into a martini glass tickled with salted caramel, poured over an espresso ice cube, and blushed with a cinnamon sugar and nutmeg rim! Wanna Loosen Up A Bit? - Add Spiced Rum or Vodka for an upcharge
Amaretto Licker
Lovingly Chef-Crafted Amaretto Licker is a blend of silky sweet almond infused wine based vodka, vanilla bean and honey. Embrace this sipping cocktail straight up or on the rocks. Want to Lick & Sip? Add on a chocolate or caramel rim for $3
Irish Cream Licker
Our Chef-Crafted Irish Cream Licker is a blend of silky almond infused wine based vodka, vanilla, chocolate and hint of espresso. Enjoy as a sipper straight up or on the rocks. Want to Lick & Sip? Add on a chocolate or caramel rim for $3
Sexpresso-Tini
This version of an espresso martini is your BFF that helps you to keep going and going all night long! Our chefs make our coffee ‘licker’ from scratch in house and shake it up to create a frothy foam on top. Rimmed with a teaser of dark chocolate and hint of cinnamon sugar espresso. All poured gently over a coffee ice cube
Rimmed Beer
Gyration
Chocolate stout served in a dark chocolate rimmed beer glass
Milf Shake
Left Hand Milk Stout poured over Vanilla bean ice cream in a glass covered in white chocolate and topped with Malted milk balls
Vanilla Vibration
Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Cream Ale oh so creamy. Served in a White chocolate rimmed beer glass and topped with Bruleed Sugar
Man Candy
Strawberry ale in a white & dark chocolate rimmed beer glass
Adult Apple
Samuel Smith’s Organic Apple Cider served in our signature caramel-rimmed glass. Medium-dry and sparkling with clean apple flavor, a light body, and a soft apple blossom finish — basically a candied apple that grew up, got gorgeous, and started flirting back
Spiked Coffee
All Nighter
Master Baker Dani's handcrafted Coffee Licker served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, dark chocolate, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass
Late Night Rendezvous
You’ve already arrived here at our romantic meeting place, why not make it last a bit longer tonight?! (It will be our little secret!) Enjoy our chef-crafted Amaretto Licker alongside and then inside our warm voluptuous Coffee Rimmed in your choice of: semi-sweet chocolate, dark chocolate or caramel (make it extra sweet by choosing white chocolate on the rim)
Cream in My Coffee
Master Baker Dani's handmade Irish Cream Licker served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, dark chocolate, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass
For Virgins
Goo Goo
Q Spectacular Ginger Ale served in caramel rimmed flute
Choco Coffee
Sexy Spiced House Coffee served in a caramel, white chocolate, dark chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed glass
Chocomilk
The Grown-ups Chocolate Milk. Lick-able Semi-Sweet Chocolate on the rim, drizzled with chocolate syrup on the inside and filled with whole milk. “Milk Does the Body Good” !
Sexy Soda Float
Q Kola, Q Ginger Ale or Cream Soda with ice cream and a white chocolate drizzle
Koochie Koochie Kola
Small batch cola make this drink a unique and refreshing mocktail. Served to you with a champagne flute dipped in soft and silky caramel and a rim of cinnamon, sugar and nutmeg
Rollover Rootbeer Float
Rootbeer over ice cream with a chocolate & caramel drizzle
Craft Sodas
Choose from these flavors of specialty branded soda. Ask your server for our current brand
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Updated August 2026
Signature Desserts
Signature Desserts
The Fourgasm
All of your fantasies will come true…. multiple times with this sexy sampler. Nibble alone or with a friend. Stimulate all of your senses with a little tease of some of our Signature Desserts: Between My Red Velvet Sheets Cheesecake, Man Flowers Chocolate Stout Cake, Caress My Carrot Cake and the All-American Cheesecake (Madagascar Vanilla Bean Cheesecake with Berries). (no substitutions)
Smokin' S'morgy Cheesecake
You’ll be dreaming of that ‘one-night-stand’ by the campfire after your very first nibble. He worked hard-on pitchin’ that tent all day remember…… It began secretly on a bed of a salted buttery graham cracker and espresso crust that intensely grew into a dark chocolate creamy concoction. This chocolate cheesecake just makes you want to indulge excessively. Quickly, the party gets wild when his many marshmallow meringue friends mount themselves on top and get toasted. You’ll want S’More intense merrymaking as soon as you discover the smoked salty surprise sneaking in from behind
Peanut Butter Perversion
Nothing Immoral about this Assertive Peanut Butter Silk Pie Floating on Top of a Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Crust. Don’t Deprive Yourself of This Combination that’s Poked and Prodded with Salted Peanut and Chocolate Bark. Our Deviantly Corrupt “Adult Jelly” (port wine dessert sauce) Creates an Innocently Perfect Twist
Popcorn Pimp Cheesecake
Rich, Smooth, & airy… just how we like our men. This Vanilla Bean Cheesecake exposes itself freely while resting on top of a sweet Sugar Cookie Dough crust. His Velvet creamy filling gets Tickled & Poked with pieces of Salted Popcorn Chocolate Bark. Daddy will give you whatever you want as we’ve buttered him up with a blanket of our chef-crafted Caramel Saucy
Morning After
You'll feel refreshed and ready to do it again once you sink your smacker into our Chocolate and Brie Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Homestyle Buttered up Bread Kiss Cinnamon Sugar and Toast to a perfect golden brown. Danish Brie Cheese & Dark Belgian Chocolate finish things off. Need to cool off after this? Just swallow our Strawberry Champagne Soup guaranteed to come on the side. (The name was inspired when recognized by Restaurant Hospitality Magazine in the Breakfast Category "Best Sandwich in America" Contest). Voted Best Sandwiches by Restaurant Hospitality Magazine 2015 & 2016
Missionary Crisp
Amused Polynesians enjoy this most rewarding combo of Red Delicious 'skin-on' apples smothered in a buttery cake-like layer "On Top"….. A salted graham cracker crumble (aka "Krack" - It tastes so good we are all addicted to it) flirts with Vanilla Bean Balls, Cinnamon & Caramel. (mom's family recipe) Voted Best Desserts in America by Restaurant Hospitality Magazine 2022
Cookie Nookie Pie
You’ll be Sure to Get Some Nookie if you decide to fool around with this Intense Sweetie. While Canoodling under a fluffy blanket of Flakey Pie Crust begin to imagine the Intimacy once you enter into the Naughty Little Bits of a Chocolate Chip Cookie. Inside her Pie you’ll find Nibbles of Semi-Sweet Chocolate, Walnuts and ooey-gooey goodness. You’ll really want to Roll in the Hay when your first Love Bite Cohabitates with a Vanilla Bean Ball Caressed in Soft Caramel and Semi-Sweet Chocolate
Fever
Smooth, soft, supple, warm airy chocolate cake full of body oozing a subtle chocolate pudding underneath. Rubbing up against cool vanilla bean ice cream balls
Blueberry Birthday Suit
Welcome to the World, Blueberry Dream! Sweet & Savory Cinnamon Sugar buttered up Frenchie toast meets a Sexy Belgian White Chocolate, Jazzy & Fresh Blueberry and Brie Cheesy kind of Mate. They get Warm and Cuddly, make a toast together on the grill and Procreate a Spiked Blueberry Compote in their state of complete Bliss. A blanket of Strawberry Champagne Soup is provided on the side if you just can't handle their naked truth. Voted Best Sandwiches, Editor’s Picks 2022 by Restaurant Hospitality Magazine
Man Flowers
Tall, Dark, and Handsome. This moist Chocolate Cake stands Proud & Erect with glimmers of Chocolate Stout Beer. After he gets Pumped Up with a Tart Dark Chocolate Frosting, he then gets dressed to impress in a Top Hat of Chocolate Stout Ganache. You’ll find him chillin’ next to our chef-crafted Irish Cream Ice Cream, with a whisper of Salty Sweet Chocolate Art & Caramel. Awarded The Best Chocolate Cake in Every State 2022 - Savannah, Georgia. By Eat This, Not That!
Double Stuffed
Can you handle this Double Stuffed Oreo bread pudding?! Traditional white Texas toast gets slathered in a sweet White Chocolate, Brown Sugar, and Vanilla Bean Love Custard. Stuffed Deep Inside you’ll feel the Vibration of those Oreo cookies. If you think this description is cheesy, wait until you wrap your lips around the house made Cheesecake Ice Cream bumped up beside this fine piece of Ice cream contains alcohol
Caress My Carrot
Embrace your inner snuggle-bunny and nuzzle up closely to this smooth carrot cake. Show your affection and lightly fondle the honey dripped tip just enough before you slap and tickle the dried cranberries, pineapple and walnuts deep within. Being lovingly touched by a fluffer of vanilla-bean cream cheese frosting entices you to fondle the bruleed sugar with just a gentle stroke from time to time. (Made with a Gluten Free Flour, However we are not a gluten free facility and all items are made on shared equipment)
Perfect Partner
Two Chilly Vanilla Bean Balls Squirted with Callebaut White Chocolate
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Does Better Than Sex - A Dessert Restaurant have a cocktail or drinks menu?
Yes. Better Than Sex - A Dessert Restaurant lists 31 drinks on this page under Signature Drinks.
Does Better Than Sex - A Dessert Restaurant have dessert?
Yes, 13 on the menu.
Where is Better Than Sex - A Dessert Restaurant located?
Better Than Sex - A Dessert Restaurant is located at 926 Simonton St, Key West, FL 33040.
Is Better Than Sex - A Dessert Restaurant good for groups?
Better Than Sex - A Dessert Restaurant is a dessert restaurant in Key West. For large groups, we recommend calling ahead at (305) 296-8102 to check availability.
What type of restaurant is Better Than Sex - A Dessert Restaurant?
Better Than Sex - A Dessert Restaurant is a dessert restaurant located in Key West, FL.
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